Something About Everything

"One should strive to learn something about everything and everything about something." - Thomas H. Huxley

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Imma answer these without asks, MySpace style.

1:
Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
Me:
I really don't remember, since I've seen The Princess Bride so many times, but I know I had the BIGGEST crush on Wesley.
2:
Talk about your first kiss.
Me:
It was on my parents' couch and Age of Aquarius was playing.
3:
Talk about the person for which you've had the most intense romantic feelings.
Me:
That would be my husband. I literally cannot fathom living without him.
4:
Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
Me:
Going to UM-Flint. No, make that "only applying to UM-Flint." I could have gone anywhere and yet was so sure that I would fail I only applied to safe schools. To be fair, I have enjoyed me education and would not have the friends and relationships I have now without it.
5:
Talk about the best birthday you've had.
Me:
My 19th was awesome - Alice in Wonderland style tea party!
6:
Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
Me:
22nd - this last one. Super sick, on my period and it was finals. SUCKED ASS. And I threw up.
7:
Talk about your biggest insecurity.
Me:
Social awkwardness. I overanalyze literally every social interation and worry that I should have been friendlier/more professional/more aggressive/etc. Always it's "That could've gone better."
8:
Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
Me:
The fact that I can take risks now. I am moving to Austin, TX where I will know NO ONE and don't have a job there yet but I am willing to work hard to get one. I wouldn't have done this 4 years ago.
9:
Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
Me:
My mouth (I have awesome full lips) and my hip-to-waist ratio.
10:
Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
Me:
Probably that time a friend's ex blackmailed me because I said he was a bad photographer? Something like that.
11:
Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
Me:
There was this awesome dream where I saved the world and got the girl and also broke up a wedding and killed a monster.
12:
Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
Me:
I have reoccurring nightmares frequently. There are too many.
13:
Talk about the first time you had sex.
Me:
It was hurried, bad, and I felt very disappointed by life.
14:
Talk about a vacation.
Me:
This one time, my family and I lived on a houseboat for a week and that was pretty much the coolest.
15:
Talk about the time you were most content in life.
Me:
Right before my husband and I were engaged, and we were laying on grass and everything just seemed right.
16:
Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
Me:
I am not the type of person who gets invited to parties.
17:
Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
Me:
I want to be friends with a married 20-something that is photogenic and doesn't have kids and also likes ethnic food. Let me know if you have any recommendations.
18:
Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
Me:
When I was in kindergarden, this other kid in my class wanted to kiss me on the bus and I said he could kiss me tomorrow and I went home and cut out a paper pair of lips and the next day he asked to kiss me and I said "YOU CAN KISS THESE" and threw the paper lips at him and ran to the back of the bus.
19:
Talk about something that happened in middle school.
Me:
This one time me and my friends found a torn-out page from a porn magazine in the stairwell and that was the first time I saw a dick.
20:
Talk about something that happened in high school.
Me:
Um, this one time I slapped someone in the face. He still talks to me when I see him. (This could potentially apply to 3 different people.)
21:
Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
Me:
When an ex wanted to get back together and I said no. I felt terrible.
22:
Talk about your worst fear.
Me:
My fear is that I will never be good enough to be the best.
23:
Talk about a time someone turned you down.
Me:
I asked out a friend in high school and he said no but that's ok because we're still friends and that's awesome because it's not awkward.
24:
Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
Me:
Someone once told me that I was their best friend and that they would always be there for me AND THEY HAVE BEEN.
25:
Talk about an ex-best friend.
Me:
I think that friendships take time and effort. It's a two-way street and if someone gets lazy, you drift apart. I know a lot of lazy people.
26:
Talk about things you do when you're sick.
Me:
I watch Netflix, wear PJs and generally fret about how much stuff I could be getting done if I wasn't sick.
27:
Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
Me:
My husband has the most gorgeous blue eyes and they change color from gray to green.
28:
Talk about your fetishes.
Me:
Subbing.
29:
Talk about what turns you on.
Me:
Talking about what's going to happen next. Be articulate.
30:
Talk about what turns you off.
Me:
Dirty surrounding environment.
31:
Talk about what you think death is like.
Me:
I think it's slow, full of pain and fear. No one wants to stop existing.
32:
Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
Me:
I went to the library a lot of as kid. I knew where all the books I liked were and would rent the same ones over and over.
33:
Talk about what you do when you are sad.
Me:
Depending on the type of sad, I might exercise, drive, eat, or sulk in bed.
34:
Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
Me:
I injured my back and literally could not move that was the worst.
35:
Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
Me:
Biting my nails. Drives me nuts, I don't think about it while I'm doing it.
36:
Talk about your guilty pleasures.
Me:
Reading Cosmo. Tumblr. Ke$ha.
37:
Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
Me:
It was more of a "you want what you can't have" sort of deal. Emotional connection spanned 7 years, physical connection fizzled as soon as it started.
38:
Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
Me:
"1, 2 Step" by Ciara reminds me of Alyx. "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room" by John Mayer reminds me of Jake. All of Jason Mraz reminds me of Rachel Karas. "Switch" by Will Smith reminds me of my mom.
39:
Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
Me:
I wish I knew it wasn't about grades and academics, but about experiences and relationships.
40:
Talk about the end of something in your life.
Me:
Switching my last name from Melton to Keyser was strangely sad and traumatic. I love my husband, but giving up my name was rougher than I expected it to be.

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kanyewesticle:

what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season

just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets

(via lizzieandgordo4ever)